Quotations Brilliant One-liners

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said "wow, that's an amazing car!", She replied "If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for brilliance, I'll get another one next year."

Where there is a will, I want to be in it.

Time is a great healer, but a lousy beautician

If you're happy and you know it - share your meds

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

Don't judge people for the choices they made when you don't know the options they had to choose from.